I am

A revolutionary

Sexually active in the community
Not willing to indicate my race on questioneers
Always very quiet, but when I do speak, I am profound
Frugally generous
Basically a doctor
An untainted journalistic voice
Anxious ambivalent, schizoid personality disorder
Generally sedentary
An aficionado and a connoisseur
prone to achieving and exaggerating academic achievments
Also prone to wordiness
Often the source of conflict
Not able to acknowledge skinny people
I don't always leave the bathroom a victor
Thinking about this video.
Seldom at fault
In it for better or worse
Consistently overestimating my popularity
Twenty-two today