In light of recent political debauchery, I would like to announce my candidacy for United States president. And because I am all about transparency, here is a look at my future cabinet:
Vice President
Albus Dumbledore
Department of Justice
Secretary Bruce Wayne
Department of Defense
Secretary Gandalf the White (formerly “the grey”)
Department of Education
Secretary Charles Francis Xavier PhD
Environmental Protection Agency
Captain Planet
Department of Transportation
Secretary Hiro Nakamura
Other advisers to include:
King Aslan, King Aragorn
Albus Dumbledore
Department of Justice
Secretary Bruce Wayne
Department of Defense
Secretary Gandalf the White (formerly “the grey”)
Department of Education
Secretary Charles Francis Xavier PhD
Environmental Protection Agency
Captain Planet
Department of Transportation
Secretary Hiro Nakamura
Other advisers to include:
King Aslan, King Aragorn
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